February 2012
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January 2012
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That awkward when you already said "moment" in...
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December 2011
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Ohh the references.
I love how this article about Siri made a Doctor Who reference.
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Shit.
I can’t believe I just said that. But it’s the truth. And it’s going to come back to haunt me. Regrets? Maybe. I can’t be in this house right now.
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I'm sorry.
I didn’t mean to lose touch. And I didn’t realize exactly how disconnected I am with the world until you brought it up. I want to fix this.
“I like to imagine that the world is one big machine. You know, machines never...”
– Brian Selznick - The Invention of Hugo Cabret (via vobot)
November 2011
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Holy shit, I miss making videos.
As much as I love photography, I think I want to get back into making videos. Daniella inspired me to find my old youtube channel and I swear that I haven’t laughed this hard in awhile. I was so young, it’s crazy.
I miss it.
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What I'm good at.
I have recently realized that there is something I’m quite good at. And that is…avoiding reality. Or at least, trying to find ways to avoid reality. I read. I watch television. I go on YouTube. I browse Netflix. Anything that can get my mind off my life and all the messed up shit of the day. I am just so good at taking my mind off the things I don’t want to think about. And...
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Babysitting Adventures
Me: What sound does a duck make?
4-year-old: [some pretty realistic sounding quacks]
Me: Alright, what about a tiger?
4-year-old: [rawr]
4-year-old: I don't know what sound a giraffe makes.
Me: Well what about a bunny rabbit?
4-year-old: Ehhhh, what's up doc? [carrot crunch]
October 2011
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September 2011
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I just tried using Liam Neeson's speech from the...
Amazon Customer Service Rep: Sir, we're very sorry but your package won't ship until the 16th of September unless you upgrade your shipping.
Me: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for overnight charges, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my package go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
Amazon Customer Service Rep: I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to talk to my sales manager.
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August 2011
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July 2011
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When I grow up...
Me: Is that what you want to be when you grow up?
8-year-old: I wanna be a doctor when I grow up. 'Cause then I can write my kids doctor notes. And I can take care of them. And they don't have to go to the doctors, because I'm a doctor. I'll take care of all my family.
Me: Oh wow. What a sweet idea Nick, good for you.
8-year-old: And doctors make a lot of money.
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All of the original episodes of Power Rangers are...
I know what I’m doing tonight.
June 2011
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My day in tweets...
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I am not an idiot.
One thing that frustrates me beyond belief is when tech representatives (like cell phone company employees or computer tech support) treat me like I am an idiot who doesn’t understand the technology she owns.
I am not stupid. I’m actually pretty tech-savvy.
And I know how my phone works, thank you very much cell phone company rep. I don’t appreciate being treated like I’m...
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Who were you in a past life?
This one’s mine. Wanna see yours?
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What is my life.
Currently, this day = whaaaat. For many reasons actually, but I’m lazy and will only name a few.
First, my phone has stopped working. Everything that was on it is gone. GONE. I’m gonna have to pull one of those Facebook “OMG Lost my numbers/Texxxt it/Post your numbah here” groups. Yes, I will be that person. I never thought I would be that person.
Second, since my phone...